- Lt. Tom 'Soapy' Cooper: Good evening, my little songbird.
- Gretchen: Could I sing something just for you?
- Lt. Tom 'Soapy' Cooper: Could you sing Far, Far Away?
- Gretchen: I'm afraid I don't know it, but I can sing Down By the Old Mill Stream.
- Lt. Tom 'Soapy' Cooper: No, that's not far enough.
- Evelyn Worthington: I don't know whatever possessed me to give you my maid's name and not tell you about Dick.