The Merry Widow (1934)

Richard Carle: Defense Attorney

Quotes 

• [Presenting a dog to the courtroom] 

  Prosecuting Attorney : Exhibit 2, please. Now, generals of the jury, I will prove with this exhibit...

  Defense Attorney : Your honor, I object! I object to having this witness called an exhibit!

  Prosecuting Attorney : She IS an exhibit!

  Defense Attorney : He's a witness!

  Prosecuting Attorney : She is not!

  Defense Attorney : He is!

  Judge : Objection sustained. From now on, the prosecution will refer to Exhibit #2 as Witness #1.