The Church Mouse (1934)

Ian Hunter: Johnathan Steele

Quotes 

• Johnathan Steele : [Sniff, sniff]  The oder in my office, what is it?

  Miss Sylvia James : It's my new perfume. It's called Come Up And See Me Sometime.

  Johnathan Steele : Take a note. Future, all employees, couldn't use perfume during office hours. No cosmetics in the office.

• Johnathan Steele : I do everything rapidly.

  Miss Sylvia James : Oh, Mr. Steele. Ha-ha-ha.

  Johnathan Steele : I pay you to be fast, as well.

• Johnathan Steele : Make a note that I may not be in for breakfast. I feel the humor for a little relaxation.

  Mr. 'Pinky' Wormwood : Relaxation. Yes sir. Is there anything else, Mr. Steele?

  Johnathan Steele : Yes. Go out and enjoy yourself. Have a good time. Charge it all on me.

  Mr. 'Pinky' Wormwood : Thank you very much in deed. Oh-oh, sir, before I go, sir, may I ask you to make a note of my name, please sir? Pinky.

  Johnathan Steele : Pinky? What on earth are you talking about?

  Mr. 'Pinky' Wormwood : Yes sir, that's my whoopie name, sir. Pinky for Paris. In Paris, I'm Pinky, sir.

• Betty 'Miss Church Mouse' Miller : Oh, I feel so ashamed.

  Johnathan Steele : Why should you feel ashamed? You haven't done anything wrong?

  Betty 'Miss Church Mouse' Miller : Yes, I have. It's all my fault.

  Johnathan Steele : Your fault? You mean, because I made love to you?

  Betty 'Miss Church Mouse' Miller : Yes.

• Sir Oswald Bottomley : Is this a new way of dictating?

  Johnathan Steele : Of course not. Betty and I were just, a, playing a new game.

  Sir Oswald Bottomley : Ha-ha. I understand. The oldest game in the world. Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.