Captain January (1936)

Slim Summerville: Captain Nazro

Quotes 

• Helen : It's a cake! Cap made himself!

  Capt. Nazro : Really? Well then I guess I'll just eat the candles!

• Capt. Nazro : Star can read writing and write reading better than any six-year-old on this coast.

  Capt. January : Any six-year-old? Why, there ain't no seven- or eight-year-old that knows as much as Star. I've been learning her from the two best books there is, The Bible and Bowditch.

  Mrs. Agatha Mogan : Bowditch? A book on navigation? Fine reading for a child of six!

  Capt. Nazro : Any objections to The Bible?

  Capt. January : There ain't no better reading in the world than The Bible and Bowditch. They both learn you to steer a straight course.

• Capt. Nazro : Star doesn't belong to you, you know.

  Capt. January : Doesn't belong to me?

  Capt. Nazro : You just took her in without saying anything to anybody. You never even adopted her.

  Capt. January : She's more than adopted. She's a part of me.

• Capt. January : Now, listen, Star, you've just got to pass this examination. You've just got to. It may mean they'll try to take you away from me if you don't. Now, I don't want to make you nervous...

  Capt. Nazro : No, he don't want to make you nervous.

  Helen : I'll do my best, Cap. I'm not worried.

• Capt. Nazro : Miss Morgan was right! You ain't fit to look after a child!

  Capt. January : What?

  Capt. Nazro : You ain't fit to look after nothing! Star ought to be taken away from you!

• Capt. Nazro : In two days, January will be out of a job, and that's just what old Hatchet-Face has been waiting for.

  Mary : Of course it is.

  Capt. Nazro : Do you think I'm doing the right thing in sending for these folks?

  Paul Roberts : You never did anything righter in your life.

  Capt. Nazro : I hate to think of what January will do when he finds out.

  Mary : Well, if someone doesn't come to take Star, Miss Morgan is going to have her way.

  Capt. Nazro : But I don't even know anything about these Masons except what I read in Star's mother's album. They may not even be relatives.

  Mary : Whoever they are, they're better for Star than an institution.

  Paul Roberts : Certainly any instituion Miss Morgan would pick out.

• Capt. Nazro : Miss Morgan is on her way here now with a deputy from Salem. You've got to beat it! You don't want them to take Star away, do you?

  Capt. January : I'm not running away!

  Capt. Nazro : Don't you understand? If they find you with Star, they'll take her away as sure as you're standing here!

  Helen : What are they going to do to me?

  Capt. Nazro : Don't be stubborn, January. You can fight later. In the meantime, take Star and hide out.

• Helen : Ooh, it's Captain Nazro!

  Capt. Nazro : Hello, honey.

  Capt. January : Can't I give a birthday party around here without you barging in?

  Capt. Nazro : Pipe down, you old caddywompus. I didn't come to see you. Come on out and see the birthday present I brung you, honey.

  [They go outside. Capt. Nazro has brought a crane for Star's birthday] 

  Helen : [to the crane]  Remember me?

  Capt. Nazro : Why should the crane remember you?

  Helen : Is it a crane? I thought it was a stork.

• Helen : You're going to invite Captain Nazro to stay for my party, aren't you?

  Capt. January : Well, I wasn't counting on it, but...

  Helen : Goody! I'll fix an extra place.

  Capt. Nazro : I'm here and I'm gonna stay for a while.

  Capt. January : Oh, you are, are you?

  Capt. Nazro : Yeah, I are. It's time I do some inspecting around this lighthouse.

  Capt. January : They must be daft in Washington to make you an inspector. You probably don't know the difference between a telescope and a tarbell!

  Capt. Nazro : The way you handle it, I guess there ain't any!

• Deputy Sheriff : I've got an order here to produce that child before Judge Thompson.

  Capt. January : All right, when do you want her?

  Deputy Sheriff : Tomorrow afternoon at three.

  Capt. January : All right, we'll be there.

  Mrs. Agatha Mogan : You take that child right now! Don't you understand he's trying to sneak her out of the jurisdiction of the court?

  Capt. Nazro : He's trying to do no such thing!

  Mrs. Agatha Mogan : Then why is he on this boat? Officer, you're responsible for the custody of the child!

  Deputy Sheriff : Maybe you're right. I can't take any chances.

  Helen : Oh, Cap, don't let them take me away!

• Capt. January : Can you prove that heat causes things to expand?

  Helen : What's expand mean?

  Capt. January : Get bigger. Can you prove that heat makes things get bigger?

  Helen : Of course it makes things bigger. The days are longer in the summer, aren't they?

  Capt. Nazro : I guess that's the answer, all right.

• Capt. January : Have some more cider, Nazro. Pretty good for a fella who never had no book learning, huh?

  Capt. Nazro : What's book learning got to do with cider?

  Capt. January : I'm not talking about cider. I'm talking about me educating Star so good she jumped right into the third grade.

  Capt. Nazro : You educating her? You couldn't get into the third grade yourself! It was the things I learned her that put her through!

  Capt. January : Oh, shut your mouth, you old gooseneck. Let's drink to Star.

  Capt. Nazro : You don't think I'd drink to you, you blubbering old blowfish. To Star!

  Capt. Nazro : To Star!