- Kitty Riley: Why mother, I haven't been out long.
- Old Mother Riley: You haven't been out long?
- Kitty Riley: No!
- Old Mother Riley: Haven't you? Look at the calendar, what does it say there?
- Kitty Riley: It just says March.
- Old Mother Riley: March! And you went out in January!
- Kitty Riley: I know.
- Kitty Riley: Mother, I've done nothing wrong!
- Old Mother Riley: Done nothing wrong? Are you going to stand there and tell me you're going to disappoint all my neighbors?
- Old Mother Riley: Let me tell you, any girl who stays out until 3 in the morning is up to no good!
- Kitty Riley: How do you know?
- Old Mother Riley: From experience!
- Old Mother Riley: [swinging a broom] Get ready for the last roundup, Old Faithful's going to have a busy day, whoopay!
- Kitty Riley: Now mother I must tell you, if you strike me, I'll fetch the police.
- Old Mother Riley: Don't bother, I don't want any help!