- Cynthia Wentworth: Oh, Mac, you have so much to learn about love.
- Mac Brewster: I guess so. You know, father was always gonna have a talk with me, but he kept putting it off.
- Mac Brewster: Now, wait a minute. I may not be any Don Juan, but if I haven't got more appeal than a 40-story jump out of a window, I'll... .all right, 20 stories.
- Mac Brewster: [after falling backward in his chair the fourth time] I'm either going to get a new chair or spurs.
- Mac Brewster: I love babies.
- Cynthia Wentworth: Oh, do you?
- Mac Brewster: Oh, yes. I used to be one myself.
- Mac Brewster: You know, you and I must go out together some time and have our heads examined.
- Rube Goldberg: Oh, why bring them along?
- Mac Brewster: Oh, that's right. We'll have more fun alone.
- Mac Brewster: Oh, do you mind if I look over your shoulder?
- Rube Goldberg: No, I'd love it. It annoys me terribly.
- Mac Brewster: Oh, I don't want to appear critical, but haven't you got her left arm just a little out of place?
- Rube Goldberg: That's her foot.
- Mac Brewster: Ohhhh, yes. That explains the shoe.
- Rube Goldberg: Well, it's all finished now. Whaddaya think of it?
- Mac Brewster: [Pointing at the gorgeous live model] Uh, you mean to say this is her?
- Rube Goldberg: Yes, I saw her up there and I brought her down here.
- Mac Brewster: [the picture shows two old codgers in a balancing act] Well, the trip certainly didn't do her any good.
- Rube Goldberg: A good likeness, really. I'm, I'm proud of it.
- Mac Brewster: Mmm. You mean to tell me that that's art?
- Rube Goldberg: [Pointing at one and then the other of the two old codgers] No, no! That's Sam. That's Art with the beard.
- Mac Brewster: Ohhh. Ohhhh! And what connections has he with the model?
- Rube Goldberg: That's her grandfather. I knew him well.