- Señorita Rita: But my General, the fat one does not look like a spy. He looks very innocent.
- Curly: Oh, I don't know, I've been around!
- Moe: [not realizing they're about to be executed] They're gonna fire a salute in our honor!
- Curly: Hey, we want 21 guns!
- Firing Squad Commandant: Three will be sufficient.
- Singapore Joe: I'll give them commissions in the Army.
- Curly: Commissions? Not me, straight salary or nothing!