Ladies' Day (1943)

Patsy Kelly: Hazel Jones

Quotes 

• Hazel Jones : Of all the low down graft! I'm going to write a letter to the President of the League right after the game. Did you girls have to pay for your tickets?

  Kitty McClouen : Twenty-five cents each!

  Hazel Jones : That's fine. What'll I tell Hippo about this! When I married that lard pail he promised me faithfully that I could see all the games for free of charge.

• Joan Samuels : Let's hope we're paying to see them win.

  Hazel Jones : They better! Hippo and I have already put a grant on that hash house in Kansas City and we need the World Series money to finish the payments!

  Joan Samuels : Marty and I are in the same spot with that little farm we expect to buy.

  Kitty McClouen : Well, as my Spike says, if we win, we come out in mink, if we lose, back to the sink!

• Kitty McClouen : Women are Wacky's down fall.

  Joan Samuels : I hope he wasn't out nightclubbing again last night.

  Hazel Jones : So do I. Every time he falls for a dame, his pitching average falls to pieces.

• Hazel Jones : Goodbye, Toots.

  Hippo Jones : Goodbye, dear.

• Kitty McClouen : I don't give a darn. After eight days in this cell, I don't give a darn about anything. I can't sleep! I can't eat! I can't think! And I'm so sick of lookin' at women!

  Joan Samuels : You're no treat yourself, darling.

  Hazel Jones : You can say that again, sister.

• Dugan, the House Detective : That was a baby!

  Hazel Jones : Oh, no, no, no! That was Joan. She's very versitel. You see, she plays baby parts on the radio. Don't you, Joan.

  Joan Samuels : Wha-wha. Goo-goo.

  Dugan, the House Detective : Oh, an Indian baby. Say, you're some actress, all right!

• Hazel Jones : Hippo, where's our room?

  Hippo Jones : Right there, why?

  Hazel Jones : Do me a favor and don't ask any questions. Come on.