How to Be a Sailor (1944)

John McLeish: Narrator

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : In the beginning, the world was all wet. Today, it is still four-fifths wet.

• [a ship's flag is displayed] 

  Narrator : From the earliest days, sailors were preyed upon by...

  [flag is replaced with a Goofy-style Jolly Roger] 

  Narrator : ...PIRATES!