Hare Conditioned (1945)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Store Manager (some lines)

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [In drag, posing as a customer]  I'd like to see something nice in a pair of bedroom slippers.

  Gildersleeve : Confidentially, so would I. He-he-he-he-he.

• Bugs Bunny : [posing as elevator operator]  Sixth floor: rubber tires, nylons, hoes, bobby pins, girdles, alarm clocks, bourbon, butter, and other picture postcards!

• Gildersleeve : He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?

  Bugs Bunny : Hey, wait. Wait a minute. Say that again.

  Gildersleeve : He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?

  Bugs Bunny : Yeah, that's it. You know, you sound like that guy on the radio, the Great Gildersneeze.

  Gildersleeve : I do? Aw. "He-he-he-he-he. Kind of outsmarted you. Eh, little chum?"

  [Bugs takes the gun and tosses it away, but it goes off, alerting the manager] 

  Gildersleeve : Say, are you trying to pull a fast one?

  Bugs Bunny : Well, confidentially, chubby... I just did.

• Bugs Bunny : [the manager has him cornered on the roof]  You read any good books lately, Doc? I-I just finished a dandy. Yeah, all about a big guy like you, chasing after a little guy like me, see? Well, what the big guy didn't know was that right behind him, ready to strangulate him with his hairy hands, was a horrible Frankensence monster, breathing fire on the back of his neck.

  [the manager turns around; there is Bugs making a scary face; the manager screams and jumps out the side of the building] 

• Bugs Bunny : What a dope. What a maroon.

• Store Manager : [Pointing shotgun at Bugs]  Ha-ha-ha... Now I'll finish you off. Ha-ha-ha...

  Bugs Bunny : [Pointing his shotgun at Manager]  On the contrary, I'll finish you!