Little Giant (1946)
Lou Costello: Benny Miller
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Quotes
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Benny Miller : Lady, I come to sell you something you don't want.
Woman : NO!
[slams the door on him]
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Benny Miller : Do you mind if I have a piece of candy while I wait on you?
Hazel Temple Morrison : Aren't you worried you're going to wear your teeth down to the bones?
Benny Miller : What?
Hazel Temple Morrison : You ate three packages of cracker jacks, two bags of peanuts, one of those red gooey apples on a stick, and three chocolate malked milkshakes.
Benny Miller : And don't forget the banana split, with a lot of fruit on it!
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T.S. Chandler : Don't tell me, let me guess, he took the shirt off your back.
Benny Miller : Took my pants too.
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T.S. Chandler : [Benny insists 7 goes into 28 13 times, Chandler has him write 7 13s on a blackboard] We'll add these up this time.
[adds the 3's]
T.S. Chandler : 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21. Now, if you can get 28 out of that, you have a job.
Benny Miller : [adds the 1's on the 13's] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, plus 21 is 28.
T.S. Chandler : [defeated] You've got the job.
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Benny Miller : I feel like a tin can with a dog's tail tied to it.
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T.S. Chandler : Did you ever go to school, stupid?
Benny Miller : Yes, sir, and I came out the same way.
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Benny Miller : I penetrate people's brains and leave my mind blank.
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Hazel Temple Morrison : Oh, you shouldn't choke.
Benny Miller : How do I not choke?
