- Sheldon Gage: Come on Ralph, now tell us what happened.
- Cuthbert Greenway: Bottles floating through space, glasses filling up by themselves, and somebody tooted into my stethoscope!
- Melody Allen: [turning on the house's electric lights] What an astonishing idea... probably got it from Ben Franklin, he's always inventing things.
- Horatio Prim: [he and Melody collide and are wearing each other's clothes] Odds bodkins, we're all mixed up!
- [they run into each other again and get back into their own clothes]
- Horatio Prim: Melody, don't ever do that again, I'm a boy!
- Emily: [in a trance and speaking with the voice of Thomas Danbury] Melody, my beloved, it's Tom. I've come to help you.
- June Prescott: Oh, Shelly, what does it mean?
- Sheldon Gage: It-it must be Danbury speaking through Emily.
- Mildred Dean: Oh, fine. A ghost to ghost broadcast.
- Melody Allen: Here's a horse pistol.
- [Gives him the gun. Horatio turns to the horse behind him]
- Horatio Prim: Here, this is for you. Now what do I shoot with?
- Horatio Prim: Cuthbert, Melody, it's Cuthbert! He's still alive!
- Melody Allen: How can that be?
- Horatio Prim: I don't know, they say only the good die young.
- Cuthbert Greenway: Emily! When you came in here just now, did you or did you not kick me?
- Emily: Certainly not.
- Cuthbert Greenway: [getting worried] Oh!
- June Prescott: [hears machine gunfire] Sounds like the radio!
- Mildred Dean: Well it ain't the Revolutionary War!
- Horatio Prim: [Horatio and Nora are laying in the hay, Nora kisses him, he gasps and stutters] Nora!
- Nora O'Leary: Oh Horatio, do my kisses thrill you that much?
- Horatio Prim: I'm sitting on a pitchfork!
- Cuthbert Greenway: [contacting the ghosts] Are you the spirits of the traitors in the well?
- [Horatio raps once for 'no', hits Cuthbert on the foot]
- Cuthbert Greenway: OUCH!
- Melody Allen: Horatio, be patient.
- Horatio Prim: Be patient? Melody, do you realize that my Nora has been waiting on me for 165 years? And a girl will only wait so long, and no longer!
- Melody Allen: I need help.
- Horatio Prim: [With his head sticking out of a trunk] What do you think I need? Would you please me get out of this overcoat?
- Telephone operator: [Horatio picks up the phone receiver] Number please.
- Horatio Prim: Spooks!
- [runs over to Melody]
- Horatio Prim: That thing just talked to me!
- Emily: [about the ghosts] I must go to them.
- [takes the tray of brandy with her]
- Mildred Dean: Wait a minute, better leave that with us.
- [takes the brandy]
- Mildred Dean: We need it more than the ghosts do.
- Melody Allen: [Tom's voice is coming through Emily] Horatio, why can't I see him?
- Horatio Prim: You can't, you poor kid. You see, he's got his wings, and we're still grounded.
- Cuthbert Greenway: If he had a letter from George Washington, then he couldn't have been a traitor.
- Horatio Prim: [raps on the table] That's right!
- Mildred Dean: Now don't tell me we're going to stay up the rest of the night contacting George Washington!
- Emily: [Calling to the ghosts of the well] Analog dos mirabus spirae cuttar, nimbus hypnosticos lazzum bid-dar.
- Mildred Dean: There she goes again. It must be number one on her Hit Parade.
- Melody Allen: You know no self-respecting ghosts do any haunting before midnight.
- Horatio Prim: Alright, I'll wait. But tonight, I haunt!
- Mildred Dean: [to June about Dr. Greenway] Last week he said that the rash I had wasn't an allergy, it was a guilt complex because I kicked your grandma in the bustle when I was 2 years old.
- Horatio Prim: I don't want those people coming around here saying,
- [singing]
- Horatio Prim: Here lie the dirty traitors! Here lie the dirty traitors!
- [crying]
- Horatio Prim: Here lie the dirty traitors.