Life with Father (1947)
William Powell: Father
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Quotes
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Father : They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality!
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Father : Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?
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Rev. Dr. Lloyd : After considerable thought, we voted that our supporting members should each contribute a sum equal to the cost of their pew.
Father : I paid $5,000 for that pew.
Vinnie : Yes, Clare, that makes our contribution $5,000.
Father : That's robbery. Do you know what that pew is worth today? $3,000. That's what the last one sold for. I've taken a dead loss on that pew of $2,000 already. Frank Bags sold me that pew when the market was at its peak. He knew when to get out. And I'm warning you, Vinnie. If the market ever goes up, I'm going to unload that pew!
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Father : Work never hurt anyone. It's good for them. But if you're going to work, work hard. King Solomon had the right idea about work. "Whatever thy hand findest to do," Solomon said, "do thy doggonedest."
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Rev. Dr. Lloyd : Mrs. Day, your husband is a practical man. We've had to be practical about the new church. We have all the facts and figures.
Father : Oh? What's the property worth where we are now?
Rev. Dr. Lloyd : Oh, let's see. Is it $40,000? I know the figure has a four in it.
Father : What's the new piece of property going to cost you?
Rev. Dr. Lloyd : I think the figure I heard mentioned was $85,000. Or was it $185,000?
Father : Dr. Lloyd, you preach that someday, we'll all have to answer to God.
Rev. Dr. Lloyd : We shall indeed.
Father : Well, I hope God doesn't ask you any questions with figures in them!
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Father : [advising his son on man-woman relationships] All a man has to do is be firm. You know how some times *I* have had to be firm with your mother.
Clarence Day : Yes, but father, but what can you do when they cry?
Father : Hmm... well, uh... that's quite a question. You just have to make them understand that what you are doing is for their good.
Clarence Day : I see...
Father : Now, Clarence, you know all about women.
Father : [stands up to signal the end of the conversation]
Clarence Day : But father...
Father : Yes, Clarence?
Clarence Day : I thought you were going to tell me about...
Father : About what?
Clarence Day : About... women.
Father : Clarence, there are some things gentlemen don't discuss! I told you all you need to know.
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Miss Wiggins : Sir, before I can let any girl go from this establishment, I must know the character of the home in which she will be employed.
Father : Madam, *I* am the character of my home.
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Father : You're going to every house where you sold a bottle of that concoction and buy it all back.
John Day : But it's a dollar a bottle.
Father : I don't care how much it is. Here, I'll give you the money now. How many bottles did you sell?
John Day : A hundred and twenty-eight.
Father : A hundred and twenty-eight!
Vinnie : Clare, I always told you John would make a good businessman.
Father : Young man, you'll have to come down to my office with me. I'll give you the money to buy back that medicine. $128, and $10 more for Mrs. Sprague's dog, that's $138. But it's all coming out of your allowance. That means you'll not get another penny until the whole $138 is paid up.
John Day : [does math on his fingers] I'll be twenty-one years old!
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Vinnie : I do the best I can to keep down expenses. You know yourself Cousin Phoebe spends twice as much as we do.
Father : Don't talk to me about your cousin Phoebe.
Vinnie : You talk about your own relatives enough.
Vinnie : That's not fair, Vinnie. When I talk about my relatives, I criticize them.
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Father : I'm going to be baptized!
