My Favorite Brunette (1947)

Ray Teal: State Trooper Sergeant

Quotes 

• State Trooper : If you bother us again, I'll personally punch you in the nose so hard it will look like other peoples' noses.

• State Trooper : Keep moving! You got a long drive back to town!

  Ronnie Jackson : Yeah, well, let me tell YOU something!

  State Trooper : What?

  Ronnie Jackson : I like long drives.

• Ronnie Jackson : That's their racket. They're trying to make people think everybody's crazy.

  State Trooper #2 : Yeah, but with you they had a head start.

  State Trooper : Come on.

  Ronnie Jackson : Wait a minute. You gotta listen to me. You gotta TRUST me, fellas. This is the biggest frame-up since "Whistler's Mother!"

• State Trooper : Sorry we bothered you. You're not a bad guy for a foreigner.

  Kismet : Oh, but I'm going to be a citizen. I'm studying for my examination. Oh, uh, by the way, could either of you gentlemen tell me, who was the eighth president of the United States?

  State Trooper : [the two policeman look baffled for a few seconds]  So long, bud.