Are You with It? (1948)

Donald O'Connor: Milton Haskins

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• Milton Haskins : I'm sorry, Mr. Bixby. It wouldn't be so bad, sir, if it had happened to a Yale man.

• Milton Haskins : I'll just have to start at the bottom in something else.

  Goldie McGoldrick : Well, you came to the right guy, neighbor. You can't start any lower than you can with me.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Don't tell me you can tap dance?

  Milton Haskins : Oh-oh, uh, certainly. Dancing is only a question of applied mathematics.

• Milton Haskins : And for still another example of actuarial work, let us take the demographic equinox. If the world birthrate continues its present decline, by 1960, deaths will outnumber births by 17 million; and I think it's up to the younger generation such as you and me to do something about it.

  Sally : Well, that's a new approach.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Neighbor, this wheel's gonna revolutionize larceny. Everybody wins. And it only costs 'em twice as much to win what they wouldn't pay half as much to buy. That clear to ya?

  Milton Haskins : Yes.

  Goldie McGoldrick : I wish you'd explain it to me.