The Pest That Came to Dinner (1948)

Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Pierre the Termite, Sureshot

Quotes 

• Porky Pig : Hello? Hello? Is this the Sureshot Exterminator Company? Th-th-this is Porky Pig. I want an exterminator over here right away. Y-yes, I-I got a termite. Yeah, hurry, hurry, p-please.

  Sureshot : So you're bothered by a termite? So you need an exterminator? Well, son, I'm here to help you. Just give old Sureshot the lowdown.

  Porky Pig : [the termite has eaten the table the phone was on, forcing him to crouch down]  Th-th-this is about as low down as I can get. Hurry, please.

  Sureshot : [Immediately enters through front door]  Got held up in traffic, sonny, but old Sureshot is here now and all your troubles are over. I'm here to help you, son! Now you take this squirt gun and give the little squirt a squirt. Why, you know what it'll do? I'll send that pest right up to Termite Heaven.

• Sureshot : Now you take this stick of dynamite in your left hand, and you take this match in your right hand, and you take the match you got in your right hand and apply it gently to the stick of dynamite you got in your left hand. And always remember, son, I'm right here to help you.

  [Rushes out of Porky's home and back to his office; room is shaken by explosion; moments later, Porky enters, all tattered from the explosion] 

  Sureshot : Well, so you finally got rid of him. Good, good, good.

  [Porky rushes Sureshot over his desk] 

  Sureshot : Good.

  Porky Pig : N-n-n-now I'm here to help you, son!

  Pierre the Termite : Tell you what we are going to do.

  [Porky and Pierre eat Sureshot's desk] 

• Pierre the Termite : Oui, oui, monsieur, permit to introduce to you myself. Pierre, the biggest, the strongest termite of them all. Also the hungriest. Regardez moi!

• [repeated line] 

  Pierre the Termite : Tim-BAIR!