George O'Hanlon: Joe McDoakes
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Mrs. Alice McDoakes : That's just the program I've always wanted to go to. Maybe we'll be selected to do something ridiculous, and - and win all those wonderful prizes!
Joe McDoakes : Sure; we can - we can be as ridiculous as anyone else! Even more so.
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'Double Up or Drop Dead' Host : Now, for your next question: If half of the married people who get divorced are men, what are the other half?
Joe McDoakes : Single.
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Joe McDoakes : I've never been a soldier. I was a senior air raid warden, though.
'Double Up or Drop Dead' Host : Mm-hm... Let me have the other set of questions... Here's your final jackpot question. Do you wish to double up, or *drop dead*?
Joe McDoakes : I, uh... I think I'd better quit.
'Double Up or Drop Dead' Host : [covering microphone] You quit now with that eight hundred bucks, and I'll break every bone in your head.
Joe McDoakes : ...Shoot the works.
