You Were Never Duckier (1948)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Henery Hawk, Rooster, George K. Chickenhawk, Contest Moderator

Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : Five dollars for the best duck? You mean I came all the way from Dubuque for a measly five bucks? Five thousand dollars for the best rooster? Why, they can't do this to me! It's uncostitutional! It's... it's... Brother, could I use five thousand smackereenees. Hey, there must be a way. There must be.

• Daffy Duck : Huh! I must be walking in my sleep. But how can I be walking in my sleep if I'm awake enough to know I'm walking in my sleep. The strange things people do in their sleep, especially if they're awake.

• Henery Hawk : Hey, Pa, look at what I brung ya! Look at what I brung ya! A chicken!

  Daffy Duck : And what a chicken, brother! Get a load of this gorgeous plumage. Feast your eyes at this outstanding comb. And besides, I'm the only five-gaited rooster in the world. So, why not save yourself the trouble and judge me right now, judge... Uh, judge... what was the name?

  George K. Chickenhawk : Chickenhawk. George K. Chickenhawk.

  Daffy Duck : Chickenhawk? Chicken hawk, eats us chickens. Well, I gotta go. I think my judge is burning, fudge... My fudge is burning, judge... I mean, my mother wants me. I got to crochet a cake. Uh, uh, goodbye!

• Daffy Duck : Mr. Chickenhawk, sir, you're making a ghastly mistake. I'm an impostor, a charlatan, a fake. I'm a duck masquerading in the guise of a chicken. Look, I'll prove it.

  [jumps off the hook and swims in a pail full of water] 

  Daffy Duck : Quack, quack, quack!

  [jumps back onto the hook] 

  Daffy Duck : That ought to convince you.

• Daffy Duck : Get a load of this gorgeous plumage! I'm a genuine Red Island Rhode chicken.

  Henery Hawk : Is dat what you are?

• Henery Hawk : Gosh, I bet me old man would be proud of me if I was to catch him one of them big fat eatin' chickens.

• Daffy Duck : [beak through the door]  Help!

  [clamoring with the chicken hawk family] 

  Daffy Duck : [beak through the door again]  I distinctly said, Help!

  [clamoring resumes]