- Freddie Hunter: I promise I'll be a good Boy Forrester.
- Stanley Wilson: Loyal? Cheerful? Hopeful? Truthful? Brave and clean?
- Freddie Hunter: Brave and clean.
- Stanley Wilson: No tobacco? No alcohol?
- Freddie Hunter: No tobacco. No alcohol.
- Stanley Wilson: No women?
- Freddie Hunter: No tobacco.
- C.J. Dabney: The wonderful thing about Paris is that you can get French champagne at domestic prices.
- Freddie Hunter: Where do you think I'm from, Kokomo? I'm from North Zanesville, brother! The *big* town!
- Freddie Hunter: [after kissing Alexandria] I'm not worth it, bit if I'm not, who is?
- [Barks like a dog]