Love Happy (1949)
Leon Belasco: Mr. Lyons
Quotes
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Faustino the Great : How long you study music?
Mr. Lyons : Fifteen years.
Faustino the Great : Fifteen. You know, two more years you could've been a plumber?
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Faustino the Great : Nevermind the pianissimo. I'm gonna make it-a very simple for you: we play it allegro pizzicato. That's what-a you call 'em, high-class Carnegie Hall stuff. You know allegro pizzicato?
Mr. Lyons : No.
Faustino the Great : You know Jimmy Pizzicato?
Mr. Lyons : No.
Faustino the Great : None of the Pizzicatos, uh?
Mr. Lyons : No.
Faustino the Great : What DO you know?
Mr. Lyons : I know pistachio.
Faustino the Great : Pistachio? Ha! We play it!
[shrugs]
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Mr. Lyons : Are you a friend of Mr. Yorkman?
Faustino the Great : [crossing fingers before him] Friend? Ha. Max and I are just-a like that - two heads on the same neck.