- Col. Shuffle: If'n I had four feet and went "hee haw", what would I be?
- Bugs: Why, you'd be a jackass.
- Col. Shuffle: [firing guns wildly] I'm Colonel Shuffle - the rip-roarin'-est, gold-diggin'-est, sharp-shootin'-est, poker-playin'-est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi! Yahoo! Be thar anyone man enough to sit in a poker game with Colonel Shuffle? Well, be thar?
- Bugs: [appearing in the hallway] There be.