The Windblown Hare (1949)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, The Three Little Pigs, Big Bad Wolf

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : My, Grandma. How big eyes you have?

  Big Bad Wolf : All the better to...

  [Bugs pokes Wolf's eyes hard] 

  Big Bad Wolf : EEEOOOOWWWW!

  Bugs Bunny : And what big ears you have?

  Big Bad Wolf : OH YEAH? And what big ears YOU have?

  Bugs Bunny : And what big feet you have!

  Big Bad Wolf : And what a big red coat you've got on!

  Bugs Bunny : [takes off Wolf's disguse]  Why, Granny. You're just a wolf in cheap clothing.

  Big Bad Wolf : AND YOU'RE NOT RED RIDING HOOD!

  Bugs Bunny : Oh right, smarty-pants. Since I'm not Red Riding Hood, you don't get the present I brought over.

  Big Bad Wolf : Oh, come on! Be a good guy. Give me what ya got. Please? Huh huh? Please huh please?

  Bugs Bunny : Well, okay. But remember...

  [Splats cake onto Wolf's face] 

  Bugs Bunny : You asked for it!

• Bugs Bunny : They're home, Doc. Start blowing.

  Big Bad Wolf : I can't blow the brick house down. It says so in the book.

  Bugs Bunny : Book, schnook! Blow the house down.

  Big Bad Wolf : I'm gonna huff, and I'll puff, and I'll b-b-b-blow your house down!

  Pig #1 : Listen, it's that windy wolf.

  [They laugh] 

  Pig #2 : Ah, blow your brains out.

  Pig #3 : We know you can't blow down bricks.

  [the wolf blows; after a moment, the house explodes] 

  Big Bad Wolf : I did it!

  the Three Little Pigs : He did it?

  Bugs Bunny : [next to a detonator]  Eh... *we* did it.

• Big Bad Wolf : I'm gonna huff, and I'll puff, and I'll...

  [looks up line in book] 

  Big Bad Wolf : Oh, yeah... and I'll b-b-b-blow your house down!

  Bugs Bunny : Now just a minute, Doc...

  [the wolf blows the wooden house down and leaves] 

  Bugs Bunny : Of course you know, this means war.

• Big Bad Wolf : [reading his book]  Hmm, says here I can't blow down a brick house.

  Bugs Bunny : [Bugs walks by singing dressed as Little Red Riding Hood]  The rabbit in red, la da da di, the rabbit in red.

  Big Bad Wolf : Hey kid; who are you?

  Bugs Bunny : [opening Wolf's book to Little Red Riding Hood]  Here, Doc, read this.

  Big Bad Wolf : [reading]  One day, Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma's house, Wolf ate grandma, 'my, GRandma what big ears you have'!

  [Looks at watch] 

  Big Bad Wolf : Holy cow! I haven't even taken care of Grandma yet!

  Big Bad Wolf : [running into Granny's house]  Alright, Grandma! Out! Get a move on! Hit the bricks, sister!

  Granny : Land's sake, Wolf; ain't you goin' to eat me?

  Big Bad Wolf : No time for that, Granny; get moving, shake a leg.

  Granny : Can't a body even get her shawl on? Stop that, Wolf!

  [a suitcase flies across the room, knocking Granny through the door] 

• Bugs Bunny : [after completing his revenge on the wolf; to the wolf]  Serves you right. Blowing down my houses.

  Big Bad Wolf : Not your houses. The pigs' houses. I got to do what it says in the book.

  Bugs Bunny : [realizing]  Oh, I get it. It's those pigs' houses.

• Bugs Bunny : Why Granny, you're just a wolf in cheap clothing.