Early to Bet (1951)
Stan Freberg: Gambling Bug
Quotes
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Cat : [after repeatedly losing and enduring 'penalties'] Come on. Deal 'em out. Gimme the cards, deal 'em out, deal 'em out, deal 'em out...
Dog : [interrupting] You're too unlucky cat. I'm quitting before ya kills yourself!
Gambling Bug : Don't let that stop ya, cat. I'll play ya. Step right up and cut for high card. Okay, you first.
Cat : Okay, okay. Here goes.
[cuts a three]
Gambling Bug : Not so good, cat. Watch.
Gambling Bug : [cuts a deuce] Oops. No, not that. Not the Post! Oh no. Not that! Not the Post!
[cat starts swatting with a rolled up Post newspaper]