- Sammy Petrillo: This looks like Death not only took a holiday, but he got a hangover from taking it.
- Dr. Zabor: And you better get some laughs this time, or you'll be collecting unemployment insurance.
- Duke Mitchell: You know, someday I'm gonna let you fry in your own grease!
- Sammy Petrillo: Could you make it chicken fat, maybe?
- Nona: My father says "do you wish to dance for us?"
- Duke Mitchell: Well I don't dance, but I'll... I'll do eight or ten tunes for ya!