- Bill: [Bill and his new bride Rosebud arrive at the house] Well, Rosebud, here we are. Our new love nest. In we go.
- Rosebud: But, Bill, darling, a bride never crosses through her new threshold by herself.
- Bill: You're right, little dumpling.
- [Bill hops onto Rosebud's arms and she carries him into the house]
- Rosebud: [after seeing the messy house she and Bill are living in] Why, I wouldn't live in this rat nest!
- [Drops Bill onto the floor]
- Moe: [sees Larry has made holes in the wall] That's swiss cheese! Look what you did to the wall! How are you going to explain that to Bill?
- Larry: Woodpeckers.
- [Larry and Moe laugh]
- Larry: That's a good one, ain't it?
- Moe: Yeah. Here's a better one.
- [sets Larry in a knee-elbow-chin position]
- Larry: What happens now?
- Moe: This!
- [Moe kicks Larry's leg upward, causing Larry to punch himself in the chin]
- Larry: [he and Shemp are trying to get a bucket of water off of Moe's head] Hey, it's stuck. Help me get it loose. The water must've swelled his head.
- Shemp: Oh, he always had a swell head.
- [Larry and Shemp proceed to tap the top of the bucket with a feather duster and brush respectively and repeatedly, until Moe punches them both in the stomachs]
- Moe: Stop doing it for me! You're doing it TO me!