The Seven Little Foys (1955)

Bob Hope: Eddie Foy

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• Eddie Foy : Father, I'm Eddie Foy, did my family get here yet? You know. The seven kids.

  Episcopal Minister : Mr. Foy, You're Catholic aren't you?

  Eddie Foy : Oh sure.

  Episcopal Minister : You're very welcome, but this is the Episcopal Church.

  Eddie Foy : Oh. I'm kind of a stranger in town, where is the Catholic Church?

  Episcopal Minister : We're not supposed to give out that kind of information... but I believe it's around the corner.

  Eddie Foy : Oh. Thanks.

• Clara Morando : Signor Foy, we are going to have a baby.

  Madeleine Morando Foy : I wanted to tell you, Eddie, but Clara said to wait.

  Barney Green : If you're interested, it happened in Capri.

  Eddie Foy : ...Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, one and all. It is nice of you to let me im on it. There any other late bulletins?

  [to Clara] 

  Eddie Foy : You seem to know everything! What's it gonna be - a boy or a girl?

  Clara Morando : It will be an Italian!

  Eddie Foy : It's one thing we're getting through customs!

• Eddie Foy : Anybody in New Rochelle would be happy to leave New Rochelle.

• Eddie Foy : What do you need friends for?... you've got all the friends and enemies you need right here in the family.

• Eddie Foy : I'm not interested in dogs, women or children in that order of importance.

• Eddie Foy : It just seems like a dirty trick to play on a kid.. having me as his old man.

• George M. Cohan : Do you know any of my soft shoe routines?

  Eddie Foy : I know every routine you ever did.. I did them first.

  George M. Cohan : But I did them right.