The Seven Year Itch (1955)

Sonny Tufts: Tom MacKenzie

Quotes 

• Richard Sherman : You get out of here. And you tell Helen if she sent you to get a divorce.

  Tom MacKenzie : [incredulous]  A divorce?

  Richard Sherman : [continuing]  I absolutely refuse!

  Tom MacKenzie : [incredulous]  Helen didn't send me for a divorce. She sent me for Ricky's paddle.

  Richard Sherman : [continuing; crazed]  I'll fight it in every court in the country! Because I can explain everything: the stairs, the cinnamon toast, the blonde in the kitchen.

  Tom MacKenzie : [interrupts; incredulous]  Now, wait a minute Dickey-Boy. Let's just take it easy. What blonde in the kitchen?

  Richard Sherman : [seething with contempt]  Oh, wouldn't you like to know! Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe!

• Helen Sherman : [in Richard's nightmare]  Tom, I'm afraid!

  Tom MacKenzie : Afraid? Of me?

  Helen Sherman : No, of me.

  Tom MacKenzie : Oh, darling! Inwardly, downwardly. Pulsating, striving. Now together, ending and unending. Now, now, now!

• Tom MacKenzie : Morning, Dickie-boy! Morning, morning, morning.

  Richard Sherman : What are you doing here? And don't call me "Dickie-boy."