- [last lines]
- Bugs Bunny: Hello, air-raid headquarters? Well, you're not gonna believe this, but I just saw a genie with light brown hair chasing a flying sorceress.
- Witch Hazel: Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?
- Genie: By my troth, I will avow / There's none that's uglier than thou.
- Witch Hazel: [to the audience] I'm so deathly afraid of getting prettier as I grow older. Pretty?
- [cackles insanely]
- Witch Hazel: [after sharpening her meat cleaver] There, that's sharp enough to split a hare. Split a hare?
- [cackles insanely]
- Witch Hazel: I warn you, dearie. I'm going to worm all your ugly secrets out of you. Tell me. Who undoes your hair?
- Bugs Bunny: Do you like it?
- Witch Hazel: Like it? Why, it's absolutely *hideous*!
- Bugs Bunny: I did myself up tonight.
- Witch Hazel: There's nothing like a home permanent.
- Witch Hazel: [upon entering her magic broom closet] Hi ho sliver! Away!
- [a broom flies out of the closet with Hazel on, then starts sweeping the floor. Hazel falls off]
- Witch Hazel: [to the audience] Crazy me... that was my sweeping broom.
- [chuckles silently]
- Bugs Bunny: Evening, granny. Do you have any goodies for a Halloween witch?
- Witch Hazel: [confused] Witch? I don't remember seeing her at any of the union meetings.
- [complementing the costume]
- Witch Hazel: But my, isn't she the ugliest little thing?
- [laughs]
- Witch Hazel: [suddenly worried] Ugly?
- [to the genie]
- Witch Hazel: Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?
- Genie: [sees Bugs] Thou WERT the ugliest one, 'tis true / But that creep is uglier far than you!
- [Hazel has become beautiful]
- Witch Hazel: Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?
- [the Genie stares at her, and tries to grab her. She runs, and he chases her]
- Witch Hazel: [singing] A cup of arsenic, a spider, some glue / A lizard's gizzard, an eel's ear or two.
- Bugs Bunny: [about Halloween] Say, this trick-or-treating is a pretty sweet racket. Pity it only comes once a year.
- Bugs Bunny: You know, my delicate inner sense of danger warns me that there's something faintly unhealthy in the atmosphere of this cottage.
- [Witch Hazel stops him at the door, brandishing a meat cleaver]
- Bugs Bunny: Uh, pardon me, auntie, but uh, I've got a lot a trick-or-treatin' to catch up on so I'll bid you a civil adieu!