Davy Crockett and the River Pirates (1956)

Irvin Ashkenazy: Moose

Quotes 

• [Crockett and Russel approach Fink as the Gullywhumper is secured to the boat landing] 

  Davy Crockett : Excuse me, mister? Which one of them fellers is captain of this boat?

  Mike Fink : What did you say?

  Moose : [laughing]  He wants to know who the captain is!

  [Fink smacks Moose] 

  Mike Fink : How long you bush-wackers been beating the backwoods? Why, everybody knows who the captain of the Gullywhumper is! It's me! Mike Fink, King of the River!

  George Russel : Well, Captain, meet up with Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.

  Mike Fink : Davy Crockett, huh? Well, it sure is a small world. You're about a foot shorter than you oughta be.

  George Russel : Don't worry, he's still a growin'.

  Mike Fink : Yeah, like them yarns they keep spreadin' about him.

  Davy Crockett : Mighty hard to live up to, sometime.

  Mike Fink : Well, I don't have any trouble livin' up to mine. I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder 'n lightnin' country! I'm a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink...

  Davy Crockett : Out-talk?

  Mike Fink : Yeah, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together!

• [Fink sees the Bertha Mae crew singing] 

  Mike Fink : Look at them clodhoppers, wouldja.

  [Jocko kicks Moose to wake him up] 

  Moose : Was I snoring again?

  Jocko : On your feet! They're catchin' up!

  Mike Fink : Don't strain yourselves, boys. They ain't gonna catch us.