The Mating Game (1959)

Philip Ober: Wendell Burnshaw

Quotes 

• David DeGroot : Wendell, what can I do? I'm a tax lawyer.

  Wendell Burnshaw : Why do you think I sent for you? These days, who has all the money he needs? You don't. I don't. Why? Income tax!

  David DeGroot : Well, granted, what does that got to do with it?

  Wendell Burnshaw : Every year those bureaucratic cut-throats drink my blood! In spite of you, in spite of my so-called friend in the Treasury Department, every year they bleed me dry!

• Oliver Kelsey : What was that?

  Wendell Burnshaw : My pig! Perfectly normal pig, until the Larkin's got ahold of him. Now, he's a nervous wreck!

  Oliver Kelsey : What have they done to him?

  Wendell Burnshaw : Corrupted him. Turned him into a howling sex maniac. If they can do it to my pig, they can do it your birddog.