- Man with Talking Dog: [to theater agent] Well I tell ya, this mutt can really talk. Listen: What covers a house?
- [dog barks]
- Man with Talking Dog: See? He said "roof". What's my name?
- [dog barks]
- Man with Talking Dog: See? He said "Ralph". Who was the greatest baseball player?
- [dog barks]
- Man with Talking Dog: See? He said "Ruth".
- [agent throws the man and the dog out of his office]
- Talking Dog: Maybe I should've said "DiMaggio"?