Babes in Toyland (1961)

Ed Wynn: Toymaker

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Quotes 

• Toymaker : Do you Barnaby take Mary to be your wedded wife? To keep her in sickness, in adversity, in poverty, in tragedy, in disaster...

  Barnaby : What are you doing?

  Toymaker : Well, I was just trying to talk you out of it.

• Toymaker : Do you Mary take this man to be your husband?

  Mary Contrary : I do.

  Toymaker : That's funny. I'd take him to be your grandfather.

• Toymaker : Oh, for heaven's sakes! Such a dreadful temper! I'm glad I'm not marrying you! Well, I am marrying you, but I'm marrying you to her.

• Toymaker : We are gathered here today to witness this young lady making her first step toward unhappiness. She's gonna marry you.

  Barnaby : What?

• Toymaker : Do you, Barnaby, take Mary to be your wedded wife?

  Barnaby : I do.

  Toymaker : Are you sure you don't want to think this over?

  Barnaby : I do not!

• Tom Piper : That's right children, we've been playing with the toys.

  Toymaker : [laughing]  That's right. We were just playing with the toys.

• Toymaker : [to Grumio about his toy-making invention which got destroyed]  Did you say your invention was to make toys or to make noise?

• Toymaker : You know something? I think we should go to lunch!

• Toymaker : [Grumio wants to show the Toymaker one of his inventions]  This is one of your inventions?

  Grumio : Yes, sir!

  Toymaker : Shoot me!

• Toymaker : when are going to get through thick skull that im the toymaker n your just my assitant.

• [repeated line] 

  Toymaker : Grumio, you are a genius!