Pocketful of Miracles (1961)

Edward Everett Horton: Hudgins

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Quotes 

• Butler : I love a Cinderella story, don't you sir?

  Joy Boy : Take a walk, huh!

• Count Alfonso Romero : What time will the guests arrive?

  Butler : Oh, well, no one arrives first, Sir. They all come in last.

• Dave the Dude : [handing butler a large sum of money]  Ok Hutch, this oughtta take care of the helps for a while, you split it up amongst them...

  Butler : Oh... heh heh

  Dave the Dude : They know enough to keep their mouth shut?...

  Butler : And their ears, yes sir...

  Dave the Dude : You told them what happens if they didn't...

  Butler : Oh yes

  [forming a gun with his fingers imitating the sound of a machine gun] 

  Butler : da da da da da da da da...

  Dave the Dude : [putting a hand out to stop the 'gun']  Don't... don't do that...

• Dave the Dude : Where do you think you're goin'?

  Butler : Well, I - I'm fleeing from armageddon, Sir. With my cardiac condition, I - I just cannot take unhappy endings. So I'm off to join Mr. Kent in Havana, Sir.

  Dave the Dude : With two broken legs?

  Butler : My legs, sir? Oh, they're quite - O - Oo! Very cleverly put, Sir. Yes. Thank you, Sir. Yes.

• Joy Boy : Come over here. I'm gonna tell you somethin' that's gonna make you wet all over.

  Butler : Really?

• Dave the Dude : Pretty classy layout, huh, Judge?

  Judge Henry G. Blake : Lovely. Lovely! The beauty of the Taj Mahal, the serenity of Melrose Abbey.

  Butler : Sir, "If thou would'st view fair Melrose aright"

  Judge Henry G. Blake : "Go visit it by the pale moonlight"

  Butler : "For the gay beams"

  Judge Henry G. Blake , Butler : "Of lightsome day, Gild, but to flout, the ruins gray."

  Judge Henry G. Blake : To Scott!

  Butler : [to Dave the Dude]  He'll do.

• Butler : You can trust me, Sir. I've had commando training, the Boer War, you know.