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Quotes
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Danny Burke : You didn't tell me she was put together like that!
Mike Edwards : Can't you tell a nice girl when you meet one?
Danny Burke : Oh oh! Now he's a cub scout. What happened, somebody steal your wolf whistle?
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Danny Burke : Miss Ettinger, you're supposed to be a welfare worker. Comfort me.
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Danny Burke : You going to give up flying?
Mike Edwards : Well, not exactly. I've been thinking about signing up for something in the Space Program.
Danny Burke : Space! Beautiful! You'd be perfect for it - you got a head full of it!
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Danny Burke : Look, you spend all your dough on dolls and duds. What's that supposed to mean? Penance?
Mike Edwards : Well, at least I've still got the duds, now, about the dolls, it's a different story.
Danny Burke : I know, you're makin' a scalp collection.
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Danny Burke : What tears you away from a Pinochle game? A couple of desperados headed this way?
Sheriff Garland : Nope. Just a couple of deadbeats.
Mike Edwards : Well, I sure hope you find 'em.
Sheriff Garland : I just did.
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Mike Edwards : She's the kind that might go for the sympathy bit.
Danny Burke : Who?
Mike Edwards : The nurse I met at the fairgrounds today. Florence Nightingale, servant of humanity, and all that jazz.
Danny Burke : The rabbit hunter rides again. Some doll gives him the brush and right away its a challenge.
Mike Edwards : I'll tell her she's keeping me up at nights. Ruining my health. Breaking my heart.
Danny Burke : She'll probably hand you a pill.
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Danny Burke : You never listen to me. You know, you never listen to me!
Mike Edwards : I wonder why?
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Danny Burke : What happened?
Mike Edwards : You're probably gonna laugh yourself to death when I tell you. I ran into this girl today.
Danny Burke : Flash! He ran into a girl. Today!
Mike Edwards : Yeah, I know, I know. But, this girl is - I must be flippin' my lid. She's not even my type.
Danny Burke : You mean like aloof?
Mike Edwards : Worse. Chilly! Ice cold!
Danny Burke : Well, they all have to be room temperature, right?
Mike Edwards : Right.
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Mike Edwards : You'd be surprised, Danny. Some women love to think that they can destroy you.
Danny Burke : And do.
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Lily : Two bourbons on the rocks for table three.
[Danny walks up and spanks her behind]
Lily : Danny Burke!
Danny Burke : Hi ya, gumdrop!
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Danny Burke : Clear the strip and start your motors.
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Lily : [Danny asks Lily for a favor] You name it, Danny.
Danny Burke : I'll do that, doll face.
Lily : See you later.
[Danny spanks her behind]
Lily : Danny!
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Danny Burke : Say, I forgot the name of the mouse at the bar.
Vince Bradley : Oh, Lily.
Danny Burke : Lily, yeah.