Mad as a Mars Hare (1963)
Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Marvin the Martian, Cape Canaveral Controller
Quotes
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Bugs Bunny : [transformed into a giant Neanderthal rabbit] I'll tell ya this much: When I get back to Earth, old Elmer Fudd and the rest of those hunters are due for a big surprise!
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Marvin Martian : Oh, dear, I've got the silly thing in reverse. He's turned into a Neanderthal rabbit!
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Bugs Bunny : Why, this isn't even a real carrot - it's ALUMININUNUMINUNUM!
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Bugs Bunny : Why must you send a rabbit to do a man's job?
Commander : Because rabbits are expendable! That's why!
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Marvin Martian : I'm not angry, just terribly hurt.
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Marvin Martian : Being disintegrated makes me angry. Very angry, indeed.
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Commander : [quickly] Here, boy! Here, boy! Get the carrot! Get the carrot! Get the carrot!
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[Bugs looks outside of the rocket, viewing the uncertain scenery]
Commander : [talking through the megaphone receiver] Earth calling Astro-rabbit Bugs Bunny. Astro-rabbit Bugs Bunny. Come in, Bugs Bunny. Are you reading me? Is everything go?
Bugs Bunny : Well, uh, no. Everything is NOT go. Everything is kinda stop. I seemed to have landed on some planet or other.
Commander : Excellent, excellent. I read you loud and clear. Now then, you are to take this planet in the name of the Earth.
Bugs Bunny : Just a minute! Are you out of your cottontail-picking mind? This joint makes Siberia look like Miami Beach! And anyway, how come you send a rabbit to do a man's job anyway?
Commander : BECAUSE RABBITS ARE EXPENDABLE, THAT'S WHY! *woop!*
Bugs Bunny : And if I refuse, then what? You are hardly in a position to enforce your wishes.
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Bugs Bunny : [after falling to the ground from not being able to get back into the rocket] Darnit, betrayed by my baser reflexes again. When will I ever loirn? If was a carrot that lured me into Cape Canaveral in the foist place. Why do I love carrots, anyway? There isn't much meat on 'em. They're kinda dry, too. But I love 'em. I love 'em! I love 'em! I LOVE 'EM! LUNCHTIME!
