The Unmentionables (1963)

Mel Blanc: Elegant Mess - Bugs Bunny, Rocky, Mugsy, Snitch, Agency Director

Quotes 

• Elegant Mess : [Rocky and Mugsy have fallen into the machine and Elegant Mess is at the controls]  By the way I use this machine, you would think that I knew something about it!

• Mugsy : [as he and Rocky are seen spinning around in a mixer in the Acme Cereal Company's processing machine]  Gee, this is fun, Rocky, just like in the amusement park.

  Rocky : Shaddap.

• Rocky : [after shooting up the place]  That dame's not a dame!

  Rocky : [sees his partners standing]  Quick, don't just stand here, gaping. Go get 'im!

  [the men fell forward like dominos, dead] 

  Mugsy : Gee, Rocky, You made a boo-boo...

  Elegant Mess : [entering Rocky's hideout in a detective suit]  Yeah, and I'm bookin' ya for murder.

  Rocky : Oh yeah?

  [He levels a gun at Bugs] 

  Rocky : Well, I'M the bookie around here, and I'LL do the bookin'.

  Elegant Mess : [sticks a whole carrot at Rocky and Mugsy]  Stick 'em up! You're under arrest.

  Rocky : Look, Mugsy. He's gonna shoot us with a carrot.

  [Rocky laughs but then the carrot opens its hatch and blasts both Rocky and Mugsy; Rocky stops laughing] 

• [a man runs into a phone booth to avoid gangsters] 

  Man : [talking on the phone]  Operator! Operator! Quick, get me the police.

  Telephone Operator : Just a moment, please.

  [suddenly, machine guns riddle the middle of the booth with bullets, splitting the booth and the man in half, leaving the upper half hanging in mid-air] 

  Telephone Operator : Sorry, you've been disconnected.

• Rocky : [talking to the disguised Bugs]  You know, you're a lucky broad. I like you.

  [gets kicked by Bugs] 

  Rocky : Oof! Stop the music.

  [gets kicked again] 

  Rocky : Oof! Stop... stop the music!

  [gets kicked again, getting scrunched into his hat and dropping his pistols] 

  Rocky : Oof! STOP. THE. MU-SIC!

• Mugsy : Uh, Rocky, we want to present to you a token of our esteem.

  Elegant Mess : [pops out of the top of the hollowed-out cake; dressed as a woman, with jazz music playing]  Hiya, suckers!

  Rocky : Who's the broad?

  Mugsy : She's some looker, eh, Rocky?

  [accidentally knocks Rocky and his chair over] 

  Mugsy : Duh... what happened, Rocky?

  Rocky : [socks Mugsy to the chin]  You bonehead!

• [in a dark corridor of the building] 

  Rocky : Turn on the light, Mugsy.

  [lights turned on with a lightswitch by Mugsy, showing Bugs right behind Rocky with a gun] 

  Rocky : Turn it off! Quick!

  [Bugs shoots Rocky] 

  Rocky : [lights out]  You lunkhead! Now you get over here and -I'll- turn on the light, then let him have it.

  Mugsy : Uh, okay, Rocky.

  [shuffling feet and Rocky turns on the light switch; Mugsy fires his gun, but it was nothing but air; Bugs was at the other side of the room, shooting Rocky and the lights went out again]