The Iceman Ducketh (1964)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Frenchman, Indian, Clerk

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [as Daffy levels his rifle at Bugs]  Er, uh, do I understand that you bear some sort of antipathy toward me?

  Daffy Duck : [determined]  Antipathy, nothin'! I'm after that fur coat!

  [Daffy feels Bugs' fur] 

  Daffy Duck : [impressed]  Say, that's the softest pelt I've ever felt!

  Bugs Bunny : Do you really like it? I get all my suits from the same tailor as the Duke of Windsor. I always get a good fit from him.

  Daffy Duck : [levels his gun at Bugs again]  Never mind the sales pitch! Just skin the rabbit!

  Bugs Bunny : [pushing Daffy's gun away from him]  Eh, give me a sporting chance, doc.

  Daffy Duck : [angry]  Stop fiddling with my rifle! I want to shoot you where it won't show!

• [Bugs kisses Daffy, jams the barrel of his gun with a carrot and runs away] 

  Daffy Duck : [trying to pull the carrot out]  *cursing minced oaths*

  [the gun goes off in Daffy's face] 

  Daffy Duck : Ooh, I LOATHE him!

• [Daffy drops dynamite into Bugs' borrow and hides behind a tree. However, the borrow moves and Bugs puts the dynamite behind Daffy and moves away without him noticing] 

  Daffy Duck : [looking out from behind the tree]  I love doing this, especially because I DESPISE him!

  [Daffy pushes the T-shaped handle on the plunger down and the dynamite explodes right behind him] 

  Daffy Duck : I think I'm going to cry...

• Daffy Duck : Who cares about winter? I'm gonna catch me a fur or my name ain't...

  [Daffy is buried in the snow by an unexpected blizzard] 

  Daffy Duck : Say, winter DOES set in rather suddenly at that!

• Bugs Bunny : [climbs up a tree]  You just can't get away from that pest.

  Daffy Duck : [stops at the base of the tree]  Aha! *Now* you're trapped!

  [Daffy places small logs around the tree and lights them] 

  Daffy Duck : I'll smoke him out!

  [Daffy laughes evilly and points his gun up the tree] 

  Daffy Duck : You haven't got a chance!

  [the heat from the fire melts the snow and ice on the tree, which comes down, puts out the fire and freezes Daffy] 

  Bugs Bunny : [climbs down from the tree and walks away]  I'll see you after the Spring thaw pal.

  Daffy Duck : [climbs out of the ice and tries to free his gun, which is frozen]  We'll see who has the last laugh around here!

  [the gun goes off and Daffy avoids the shot] 

  Daffy Duck : [to the ice replica of himself]  Hey! Whose side you on fella?

• [Bugs is by a frozen lake and Daffy is skiing down the hill towards him, firing his gun] 

  Bugs Bunny : [fills a bucket with water from the lake]  I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once.

  [Bugs pours out the water and it instantly freezes] 

  Bugs Bunny : TA-DA!

  [Daffy crashes into it] 

  Bugs Bunny : Invisible shield you know.

• [last lines] 

  Bugs Bunny : Well, time to join in for a long Winter's nap.

  [calls to a tree where some bears are sleeping] 

  Bugs Bunny : Ah, goodnight Daffy! Pleasent dreams!

  Daffy Duck : [holding onto the top of the tree, shivering]  Pleasent dreams, yeah. *cursing minced oaths*

• Daffy Duck : [Sees the snowman Bugs made of himself]  Don't make a move or I'll pulverize you!

  [the snowman's nose falls off] 

  Daffy Duck : You moved!

  [Starts clubbing the snowman with his gun] 

  Daffy Duck : Take that and that and that!

  [Realizes he's clubbing a bear underneath the snowman] 

  Daffy Duck : ... and that and that and... that...

  [cries] 

  Daffy Duck : [the bear takes a swipe at him]  Fortunately he missed me.

  [His body falls to pieces while his legs are still running] 

• Daffy Duck : [escaping from the cave after getting beat up by the bears, catching his breath]  What a stinker!