The Magnificent Cuckold (1964)

Claudia Cardinale: Maria Grazia

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Quotes 

• Andrea Artusi : What a wife I've got! So beautiful.

  [short kiss, long kiss] 

  Maria Grazia : Luckily I haven't put lipstick on yet.

  Andrea Artusi : Unfortunately you already put your dress on.

• Maria Grazia : Do you think my neckline is too deep?

  Andrea Artusi : No, I think it's beautiful. Let everyone enjoy it. One shouldn't be selfish. At least your young. Unlike the old Baroness with a neckline down to her waist.

  Maria Grazia : You're exaggerating! Her décolleté is just where the bosom is.

  Andrea Artusi : Exactly! Whereas yours...

  [grabs her bosoms] 

  Andrea Artusi : Poor baroness.

• Maria Grazia : The architect says a rocking chair is too bourgeois, but I like it! He says I have to choose between him and the chair. I choose the chair.

• Maria Grazia : My friend got a cowboy has in Texas. Only when he was back in Milan did he notice it said "Made in Italy" inside. Precisely. It's time to let everyone know that Richard Widmark, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster, all wear hats made in Alessandria, Brescia, or Castelvetro.

• Maria Grazia : You ought to know that beautiful women get whatever they want.

  Andrea Artusi : You ought to know that the husbands of beautiful women can get pretty pissed off.

• Maria Grazia : This rocking chair calms my nerves. I use it as a tranquilizer.

• Andrea Artusi : It's my fault. I gave you too much freedom. They do the right thing in the East - wives locked up and guarded by eunuchs.

  Maria Grazia : Well, if you need the scissors, they're in the drawer in the bureau!