The Magnificent Cuckold (1964)
Ugo Tognazzi: Andrea Artusi
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Quotes
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Andrea Artusi : What a wife I've got! So beautiful.
[short kiss, long kiss]
Maria Grazia : Luckily I haven't put lipstick on yet.
Andrea Artusi : Unfortunately you already put your dress on.
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Andrea Artusi : Maria has great taste. She married me, after all.
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Andrea Artusi : A hat's a man's wine cork , the roof of his personality.
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Maria Grazia : Do you think my neckline is too deep?
Andrea Artusi : No, I think it's beautiful. Let everyone enjoy it. One shouldn't be selfish. At least your young. Unlike the old Baroness with a neckline down to her waist.
Maria Grazia : You're exaggerating! Her décolleté is just where the bosom is.
Andrea Artusi : Exactly! Whereas yours...
[grabs her bosoms]
Andrea Artusi : Poor baroness.
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Cristiana : Isn't this better? Now we can watch them without being watched.
Andrea Artusi : You prefer watching to being watched?
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Andrea Artusi : If you give me an apron, I'll be the perfect waitress.
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The Club President : I'll take your wife, then.
Andrea Artusi : As long as you give her back, President. She is the only one I've got.
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Andrea Artusi : No bra, am I correct?
The Club President : No bra.
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Andrea Artusi : Go there. You'll appreciate it. We go crazy at times just to catch a glimpse of a thigh here, but in Paris women walk completely naked all the time. Go to Paris. Go.
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Maria Grazia : You ought to know that beautiful women get whatever they want.
Andrea Artusi : You ought to know that the husbands of beautiful women can get pretty pissed off.
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Andrea Artusi : It's my fault. I gave you too much freedom. They do the right thing in the East - wives locked up and guarded by eunuchs.
Maria Grazia : Well, if you need the scissors, they're in the drawer in the bureau!
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Andrea Artusi : It's weird, but I feel like I got a load off my back. When a blind man regains his sight, he's happy to see, no matter what he sees.
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Andrea Artusi : People can come to terms with anything, even death. But those who have missing relatives - wait forever.
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Andrea Artusi : So, it's not true. it's true that it's not true. I'm an idiot.
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Andrea Artusi : I've learned my lesson. Trust is everything in marriage.