The Loved One (1965)

Milton Berle: Mr. Kenton

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• Dennis Barlow : Which service have you decided on?

  Mr. Kenton : Well, I dunno.

  Dennis Barlow : We can give you entombment, empyrement, dissemination or eternalization.

  Mr. Kenton : I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

  Dennis Barlow : Well, that would be embalmed, buried, scattered, or burned.

  Mr. Kenton : Burned! That's good. Burned.

• Dennis Barlow : Would you prefer to keep the ashes at home?

  Mr. Kenton : Not at home, pal. Not at home.

• Mr. Kenton : [trying to wrestle the gun away from Mrs. Kenton]  Take Arthur and run! Take him and run!

• Mr. Kenton : I did not kill Arthur.