For a Few Dollars More (1965)

Mario Meniconi: Train Conductor

Quotes 

• Train Conductor : Hey, Mister. You just can't pull the emergency cord and jump off! Tell me, why did you stop that train? If you wanna get off, you're...

  [looks at Mortimer's gun] 

  Train Conductor : Well, the railroad company would might be pleased to make any arrangements for any passenger, if you wanna get off, Dear Sir.

  Col. Douglas Mortimer : I did get off. Thanks.

• [first lines] 

  Train Conductor : Tickets. Tickets, please. Tickets. Tickets. Thank you. Tickets.

  Col. Douglas Mortimer : Is this part of Tucumcari?

  Train Conductor : We should pass there in about three to four minutes.

  Col. Douglas Mortimer : Thanks.

  Carpetbagger on Train : Well, eh, excuse me, but you made a mistake, Reverend. I couldn't help hearing you're going to Tucumcari. I sell goods around here, and I gotta tell you, you're on the wrong train. I think the nearest stop to Tucumcari is Amarillo. By getting off at Santa Fe and returning by way of Amarillo, you should be able to get right where... you're... going.

  Col. Douglas Mortimer : [slowly peers over the top of his Bible with a steely stare]  Huh...

  Carpetbagger on Train : Uh... you see the train doesn't stop at Tucumcari.

  Col. Douglas Mortimer : [stuffs his Bible into his bag]  This train'll stop at Tucumcari...