The Wild, Wild Planet (1966)

Tony Russel: Cmdr. Mike Halstead

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• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : [while fighting the invaders henchwomen]  Watch out for the gadgets on their chests!

• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : Proteo, Proteo wherefore art thou Proteo.

• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : Why you! You helium-headed idiot you! You and your stupid rules, regulations and protocol!

  Gen. Paul Maitland : Commander, you've gone over the line! For your own sake, I'm ordering you confined to quarters!

  Cmdr. Mike Halstead : [disgusted]  How has the world survived people of your kind anyway?

• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : [smirking]  Oh, I've been meaning to ask you dear, did you enjoy your vacation?

  [last lines] 

  Lt. Connie Gomez : Mike Halstead, you're obnoxious! I can't stand you! You're unfair, unkind, uncouth, and I just, I just hate the sight of you!

  [Mike shuts her up with a kiss] 

• Biochemical corporation flunky : You can't go in there! You're not authorized personnel!

  Jake, Lieutenant : Oh, what a shame.

  Biochemical corporation flunky : Besides, I don't have a key.

  Cmdr. Mike Halstead : [slowly, as if to a three year old]  Oh, you don't have a key? We're magicians! Watch!

  [Mike lasers door] 

• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : This isn't the sort of project I thought we'd have crammed down our throats - here on Gamma One.

  Mr. Nurmi : Crammed down your throats? Commander, you should be pleased that Gamma One was chosen for this test.

  Cmdr. Mike Halstead : Its the sort of pleasure we could do without. All these parts of people, shrunken organs, it kinda makes me sick to my stomach.

  Mr. Nurmi : Halstead, you better get used to it. Tissue grafts and transplants are a fact of life. They are revolutionizing medicine and will transform mankind. They are a key to a new people. A race of perfect men.

• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : Mr. Nurmi, I'm just old line enough to want to live all me and die all me. I like the human race the way it is. I'm a person. Not a collection of hunks of meat.

• Charles De Lauty : What would you call this thing?

  Cmdr. Mike Halstead : A freak. A sickening freak.

• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : We're faced with kidnapping, maybe wholesale murder, and all we turn up are freaks.

• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : I'm on to you, Nurmi!

• Cmdr. Mike Halstead : Just leave it to Maitland. He's sure to bollocks it up!