Charlie Brown's All Stars! (1966 TV Short)

Ann Altieri: Frieda

Quotes 

• Linus : [to the girls about Charlie Brown's decision, which they were complaining about]  Well, if you must know, Charlie Brown was only thinking about your feelings.

  Lucy van Pelt , Patty , Frieda , Violet : What do you mean our feelings?

  Linus : Well, the only reason Charlie Brown turned Mr. Hennessey down was because he'd have to get rid of Snoopy and you girls. Mr. Hennessey said that the league wouldn't accept girls and dogs on a team.

  [Upon hearing this the girls all look at each other in shock, and Snoopy breaks down crying] 

  Schroeder : I think we were pretty rough on Charlie Brown. You girls are very thoughtless. Don't you think Charlie Brown has feelings? All of you are the most thoughtless bunch I've ever known! You don't care anything about Charlie Brown! He's been loyal to you because he thinks you're his friends. But do you ever act like friends? No! Those uniforms meant as much to Charlie Brown as they did to you! Probably more!

  [the girls and Snoopy become sad and guilty] 

  Frieda : I feel terrible.

  Violet : But what can we do?

  Lucy van Pelt : Hey, maybe we can make it up to Charlie Brown by making him a uniform.

  [Looks at his blanket and realizes what he said as he tightly hugs his blanket] 

  Linus : Yes, that might pep him up, but we don't have any material.

  Lucy van Pelt : [Smiles evilly]  Oh, yes, we do.

  [Takes Linus' blanket and leaves with the girls and Snoopy] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Give me that stupid blanket.

  Linus : Aaugh!

• Frieda : Ooh! Come on, Charlie Brown! Hit it! For once in your life, hit it!

  [to Schroeder] 

  Frieda : Wouldn't you like just for once to see Charlie hit the ball?

  Schroeder : No. I'm not prepared to have the world come to an end.

• Frieda : Pig-Pen, you're impossible! Can't you do something about all this dust? How could you consider putting on a new uniform over such a dirty figure? You're absolutely filthy.

  Pigpen : Yes. But I have clean thoughts.

  Frieda : Can't you even keep your shoelaces tied?

  Pigpen : What do you want me to be? Inconsistent?

• Charlie Brown : Are there any questions?

  Frieda : I have a question, Charlie Brown. Do I have to play right field again? Nobody in the stands can see my naturally curly hair.

  Schroeder : And if I don't get time off to practice Beethoven, I'm not going to play catcher!

  Lucy van Pelt : And we can't keep up that ridiculous infield chatter, like, "Come on, Charlie Brown!" "Attaboy!" "You can do it!" Because you can't do it, Charlie Brown. So you're turning us into a bunch of hypocrites.

  Frieda : And we don't like being hypocrites. Baseball's supposed to build character, not tear it down.

  Charlie Brown : All right, all right. Let's show a little cooperation. Take your positions. Pigpen, has the other team shown up?

  Pigpen : Unfortunately, yes.

• Lucy van Pelt : Hey, Frieda, how are things in right field?

  Frieda : Kind of boring. You going to the party Wednesday afternoon?

  Lucy van Pelt : I sure am! You should see what my mother bought me to wear! It's a white party dress with a huge sash of sugar pink satin!

  [Lucy holds out her arms and a fly ball lands into her mitt. She walks up to Charlie Brown and hands him the ball] 

  Lucy van Pelt : That's the ol' pepper, Charlie, ol' boy! That's a pitchin' in there!