Charlie Brown's All Stars! (1966 TV Short)

Geoffrey Ornstein: Pigpen

Quotes 

• Frieda : Pig-Pen, you're impossible! Can't you do something about all this dust? How could you consider putting on a new uniform over such a dirty figure? You're absolutely filthy.

  Pigpen : Yes. But I have clean thoughts.

  Frieda : Can't you even keep your shoelaces tied?

  Pigpen : What do you want me to be? Inconsistent?

• Charlie Brown : Are there any questions?

  Frieda : I have a question, Charlie Brown. Do I have to play right field again? Nobody in the stands can see my naturally curly hair.

  Schroeder : And if I don't get time off to practice Beethoven, I'm not going to play catcher!

  Lucy van Pelt : And we can't keep up that ridiculous infield chatter, like, "Come on, Charlie Brown!" "Attaboy!" "You can do it!" Because you can't do it, Charlie Brown. So you're turning us into a bunch of hypocrites.

  Frieda : And we don't like being hypocrites. Baseball's supposed to build character, not tear it down.

  Charlie Brown : All right, all right. Let's show a little cooperation. Take your positions. Pigpen, has the other team shown up?

  Pigpen : Unfortunately, yes.