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Quotes
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Senex : A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse.
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Senex : Son, if you're only as happy as your mother and I have been... my heart bleeds for you.
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[last lines]
Pseudolus : [sung] Lovers divided, get coincided - something for everyone...
Hero , Philia : A comedy tonight!
Pseudolus : Father and mother, get one another.
Domina : Something for everyone...
Senex : [whispers] A tragedy tonight.
Miles Gloriosus : I get the twins, they get the best!
Erronius : I get a family...
Hysterium : I get a rest.
Soldiers : We get a few girls...
Lycus : I'll get some new girls.
Pseudolus : I get the thing I want to be...
Hero : [spoken] Free.
Pseudolus : Free!
Pseudolus , Hero , Philia , Domina , Senex , Miles Gloriosus , Erronius , Hysterium , Soldiers , Lycus : Free, free, free, free - Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns! Something for lovers, liars and clowns - What is the moral? Must be a moral. Here is the moral wrong or right - Morals tomorrow, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy - tonight!
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Senex , Pseudolus , Hysterium , Lycus : [singing] Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,
Lycus : Cleaning up?
Senex : Leaning down,
Senex , Pseudolus , Hysterium , Lycus : Everybody ought to have a maid, Someone who'll be, Busy as a bumblebee, And even if you grumble, Be as graceful as a grouse,
Lycus : Wriggling in the anteroom!
Hysterium : Jiggling in the living room!
Pseudolus : Giggling in the dining room!
Senex : Wiggling in the other rooms!
Senex , Pseudolus , Hysterium , Lycus : Puttering all around the house!
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Pseudolus : Your new maid. We needed someone to help.
Senex : The new maid? She seems very loyal.
Pseudolus : Very courteous and very efficient and very thoughtful.
Senex : Maids like me. I'm neat. I like maids. They're neat.
[singing]
Senex : Everybody ought to have a maid, Everybody ought to have a working girl, Everybody ought to have a lurking girl, To putter around the house, Everybody ought to have a maid, Everybody ought to have a menial, Consistently congenial, And quieter than a mouse, Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious, Tidying up the dishes, neat as a pin? Oh, oh, wouldnt she be delightful, Sweeping out? Sleeping in...