Clambake (1967)
Bill Bixby: James J. Jamison III
Quotes
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James J. Jamison III : [Discussing Jamison Jammies] We have a new item coming out this year. But I gotta tell you, it's so sheer, you don't know where the jammies stop and the girl starts.
Bartender : [Salacious chuckling, then a straight face] Forget it. I got six kids already, more I don't need, right?
James J. Jamison III : Right. How about something in flannel?
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James J. Jamison III : Hey, you know something? You really have lousy timing. Of course, born losers usually do.
Scott Heyward : Now look, if you're talking about the race...
James J. Jamison III : I'm talking about you sticking your nose in where it doesn't concern you. I hope you know how to take care of yourself. I call... karate!
Scott Heyward : Oh, shut up!
[Scott belts James with a Kid Galahad K.O. punch that knocks him over the sofa and out cold]
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'Scott Heyward' : Come on, JJ, let's bust outta this here corral and stampede us some excitement!
James J. Jamison III : [to Gloria] You ready to go?
Gloria : Ready, willing and - able.
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James J. Jamison III : You could start a whole new fad.
Dianne Carter : What?
James J. Jamison III : Topless water-skiing.
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Dianne Carter : These are lovely rooms, James. Very exotic.
James J. Jamison III : Well, they should be. They call it the Sultan's Suite and I take it every year.
Dianne Carter : Where do you keep your harem?