It's a Bikini World (1967)
Tommy Kirk: Mike Samson, Herbert Samson
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Quotes
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Woody : I don't think you're her type.
Mike Samson : What do you mean? If that's the kind of guy she wants, that's the kind of guy she's gonna get.
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Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbert"] I'm majoring in Science; but, I - I like art too. Especially the depiction of the human form - in sculpture. That probably sounds funny to you.
Delilah Dawes : Oh, no. I think a person should have *lots* of interests.
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Mike Samson : Do you know that girl?
Woody : Never seen her before, unfortunately.
Mike Samson : She just ruined a perfect score. I intend to find out why.
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Mike Samson : We can skip the formalities and get down to business.
Delilah Dawes : I'm not sure I know what you mean.
Mike Samson : Why don't you join the party?
Delilah Dawes : Oh, it's nice to feel wanted.
Mike Samson : There's a vacancy.
Delilah Dawes : There sure is. Right between your ears!
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Woody : Wow, she doesn't think very much of you, does she? It looks pretty hopeless.
Mike Samson : Woody, the trouble with you is, you don't think positive.
Woody : Okay, I'm positive its hopeless.
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Delilah Dawes : I'd like to buy a skateboard.
Daddy : Groovy. What color?
Delilah Dawes : Oh? How about fuchsia?
Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbert"] I doubt if he's got that.
Daddy : Fuchsia number 1? Fuchsia number 2? Or, Fuchsia number 3? Also known as: Groovy Grape.
Delilah Dawes : I'll take that one.
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Mike Samson : One at a time girls.
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Daddy : We're going to enter you in races all over the land. Travel, fame, and fortune will be yours.
Mike Samson : I'll do my best.
Daddy : That chick...
Mike Samson : Isn't she a drag.
Daddy : A drag? It's unique. That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Everybody likes a pretty girl. That's show biz! We gotta have her. You gotta keep her interested.
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Mike Samson : It's easy to find my couch.
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Delilah Dawes : That's what I like about you. You're so - loyal and - so considerate of others - so modest - and so shy. You know, you needn't be so shy.
Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbert"] Can't help it.
Delilah Dawes : Perhaps I can help you overcome it.
Mike Samson : How?
Delilah Dawes : Herbert, look at me. I want to be your friend.
Mike Samson : You do?
Delilah Dawes : Yes.
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Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbie"] If I tried to kiss you, would you yell for help?
Delilah Dawes : Would you need help?