Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

Peter Ustinov: Captain Blackbeard

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Quotes 

• Captain Blackbeard : Impersonating Gudger: ''Come on coach will you we've come in last in two events already''. Ew another beanrake. All right play it whatever way ya like ya puppy. You'll get no help from me. You'll come crawling back you will! I'll bring my boot to ya and I'll grind ya mealy mouth jibb into the dirt! I will.

• Captain Blackbeard : Beware all wenches.

• Steve Walker : You took that money.

  Captain Blackbeard : Money? Money... OH, the odd flimsy I removed from the pocketbook of your book-ish wench.

• Captain Blackbeard : What manner of craft be this we're cruisin' in?

  Steve Walker : It's an automobile.

  Captain Blackbeard : Eh?

  Steve Walker : An automobile!

  Captain Blackbeard : Oh, is it? Yes. An "automotonus". Yes, "auto-some-o-nee-mones!"

• Captain Blackbeard : [Steve has just punched Seymour]  Oh quite nice lad, yes!

• Captain Blackbeard : By thunder! This raises my blood! There be a time for action! Hang on old ladies, Blackbeard's coming! Up the Jolly Roger!

• Captain Blackbeard : I did have a treasure. I had a big treasure. Lovely, I did. But I spent it all in one week. Among the flesh pots and gambling hells of Port Royal oh what a glorious week!

  Steve Walker : Oh you know what you are? You are a total loss you're not even a respectable ghost! You're a phoney! A phoney!

• Captain Blackbeard : I taught my men to win! By fair means or foul!

• Steve Walker : I don't drink.

  Captain Blackbeard : [incredulous]  You don't drink?

• Captain Blackbeard : [revealing his treasure has gone]  There's not a penny. Not a doubloon. Not a bent or damaged peseta!