Hilfe, ich liebe Zwillinge (1969)
Ernst Stankovski: Ziborius
Quotes
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Onkel Fritz : [disguised as the female teacher Mrs. Darling] Excuse me, where is the hotel management school.
Ziborius : Over there. I'm the principal.
Onkel Fritz : So the way leads me to you.
Ziborius : Ziborius.
Onkel Fritz : Darling.
Ziborius : Excuse me, do we know each other from earlier?
Onkel Fritz : Unfortunately no.
Ziborius : But dear lady said 'Darling'.
Onkel Fritz : Oh, what unfortunate missunderstanding. My dear name is 'Darling'.
Ziborius : Ah, Darling, the new cooking teacher. Hello. Kiss your hand. Are you doing well again?
Onkel Fritz : By no means. I'm my niece. I mean my sister. I mean my sister cabled me that she is not doing well and she sent me here, because we can't leave you alone with the cooking classes.
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Ziborius : Zipfl, has the new teacher arrived?
Hieronymus Zipfl : Pardon me, who?
Ziborius : The cooking teacher. The classes will began tomorrow. I don't understand. Wasn't there a phone call for me?
Hieronymus Zipfl : Not a phone, telegram.
Ziborius : Well?
Hieronymus Zipfl : Tomorrow.
Ziborius : Tomorrow? How do you know it?
Hieronymus Zipfl : Because already here.
Ziborius : I thought tomorrow.
Hieronymus Zipfl : Well, yesterday tomorrow.
Ziborius : And you want to give it to me only today, Zipfl?
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Ziborius : Zipfl, I knew that you are simple. But you aren't simple, you are stupid.