- [opening title sequense]
- [Bronson drives his motorcycle next to a station wagon at a stoplight]
- Businessman: Taking a trip?
- Jim Bronson: What's that?
- Businessman: Taking a trip?
- Jim Bronson: Yeah.
- Businessman: Where to?
- Jim Bronson: Oh, I don't know. Wherever I end up, I guess.
- Businessman: Man, I wish I was you.
- Jim Bronson: Really?
- Businessman: Yeah.
- Jim Bronson: Well, hang in there.
- Temple Brooks: Jim, I want to be your friend.
- Jim Bronson: Ya know, when you take on a friend, you take on a lot.
- Temple Brooks: Where are my eggs?
- Jim Bronson: [said with a mouth full of them] Eggs?
- Temple Brooks: What about me?
- Jim Bronson: Like I said, "you don't work, you don't eat!"
- Jim Bronson: You ever work in a brickyard?
- Temple Brooks: What do you think...of course not!
- Jim Bronson: Ok, junior, I got us a job.
- Inspector Otis: [after Jim has decided to hit the road, he is talking with his police inspector buddy. The scene is at the Old China Basin house boat area in San Francisco] Somebody told me tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life!
- Jim Bronson: What's your name?
- Temple Brooks: I don't have one!
- Jim Bronson: Well, everyone I have ever known had a name, that's really weird. My name is Jim, in case you're interested.
- Temple Brooks: Well, I'm not!